Roadmap. Token first.

WEN? HERE'S WEN.

The $COPE token does not exist yet. Anyone selling it to you right now is the dev. NO presale. NO VCs. Just a raccoon in a dumpster with a plan.

"It's not trash. It's a long-term hold." Rekt Raccoon

  1. A crude GM meme drawing
    NOW

    Phase 1 · Nov 2026

    PRE-HEAT

    • Website, whitepaper and a growing pile of memes.
    • Telegram and X are open. Come say gm.
    • Rekt Relief sign-ups: prove your losses now, claim later.
    • Weekly meme contests. Your worst trade could be content.
  2. A crude wen meme drawing
    NEXT

    Phase 2 · Date TBA ("wen? soon")

    $COPE FAIR LAUNCH

    • Public launch pool on Robinhood Chain. NO presale. NO VCs. NO whitelist.
    • LP locked forever. No team tokens. Nothing to watch, because there is nothing there.
    • Creator fees: half burned in the Dumpster Fire, half to a public build fund.
  3. The COPIUM quick games lobby on a desktop screen
    Q1 2027

    Phase 3 · Q1 2027

    QUICK GAMES

    • 23 meme quick games. Deposit any token.
    • The Dumpster Fire switches to casino revenue: 15% of NGR.
    • The Dumpster staking, the Cope Lottery, Cope-back paid in $COPE.
    • Rekt Relief claims open.
    • Plus live dealers, races and new game types every month.
  4. A crude drawing of real sports matches on a sportsbook screen
    Q2 2027

    Phase 4 · Q2 2027

    HOPIUM SPORTSBOOK

    • Real matches, pre-match and live: football, cricket, basketball, tennis, UFC, F1, esports.
    • Copy a Degen: tail the hottest hand.
    • Fade a Degen: bet against your worst friend.
    • Cope Insurance for the parlay that busted on one leg.
  5. The Wen Lambo meme slot
    Q3 2027

    Phase 5 · Q3 2027

    MEME SLOT FACTORY

    • 10 meme slots at launch: Wen Lambo, Bags of Holding, Rekt Royale, HODL Mountain, Laser Eyes, Funds Are SAFU, Pizza Day 10,000, Gas Fee Gary's Gold, Number Go Up, Probably Nothing.
    • Then a new slot every week. 52 a year. The memes will not run out.
    • Plus live dealers, races and new game types every month.
  6. A crude drawing of the Bag Exchange, where degens trade their bags
    Q4 2027

    Phase 6 · Q4 2027

    BAG WARS + BE THE HOUSE

    • Memecoin clans and weekly buybacks for the winners.
    • The Graveyard: bury your rugged coins in style.
    • Rug Cover: hedge your bag before the dev does.
    • Bankroll vaults: stake to back the house.
  7. A crude drawing of degens relaxing in a staking hot tub
    LATER

    Phase 7

    2028

    • 60+ meme slots.
    • A Telegram mini app.
    • More chains. More dumpsters.

MARKET-CAP MILESTONES (memes, not promises)

A crude number go up meme drawing
  • $1MA Rekt Raccoon billboard somewhere ugly.
  • $5M$COPE prizes for the meme contest.
  • $10MThe first quick game demo goes public.
  • $69MNice.
  • $100MA Hopium Hank costume at a match.
  • $420MWe stop counting.

WEN?

Wen token?

Soon, ser. NO presale, no whitelist, no exceptions.

Wen airdrop?

Rekt Relief. Prove your losses now, claim later.

Wen lambo?

The lambo is a state of mind. Also a slot, in Q3 2027.

Wen binance?

Ser, patience.