Chapter 1

WTF IS $COPE?

The token of a degen casino that pays YOU: 35% of the house's cut goes to the $COPE side. Every week. In dollars.

Rekt Raccoon in a Robin Hood hat, robbing the house for the holders

While you were jeeting, the house was eating.

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Chapter 2

YOU'RE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY. FOR NOW.

Presales died. Revenue survived.

Drawdown from ATH. Red: presale or token bankroll. Green: revenue-backed.
Degens drowning in red candles while the dev walks away

Stop being exit liquidity. Become the house.

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Chapter 3

WHAT $COPE POWERS

Ape before the house opens.

Real sports matches on the Hopium Sportsbook

HOPIUM SPORTSBOOK

Real matches. Real odds. Pre-match and live.

Wen Lambo Bags of Holding Rekt Royale HODL Mountain Laser Eyes Funds Are SAFU Pizza Day Gas Fee Gary's Gold Number Go Up Probably Nothing

MEME SLOTS

10 at launch. Then one new slot every week.

Rug Pull Exit Liquidity Dev Dump Hopium Pump Liquidation WAGMI or NGMI Paper Hands Diamond Hands

QUICK GAMES

23 originals. Provably fair. Provably unhinged.

Ser, the casino isn't even open yet.

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Chapter 4

HOW YOU GET PAID

The house keeps the edge. The edge gets split. You're in the split.

Rekt Raccoon slicing a pizza pie chart of $COPE
    Where the house money goes. $COPE side highlighted.
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    Chapter 5

    NEVER DONE BEFORE: BAG WARS

    Our revenue buys and burns YOUR memecoin. We don't pay KOLs. We pay your bags.

    The dog and frog clans lined up for war
    Proof of Rekt: a degen showing on-chain losses
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    Chapter 6

    WEN?

    Token first. Then every quarter adds something that pays the token.

    1. NOWPRE-HEAT
    2. NEXT$COPE FAIR LAUNCH
    3. Q1 2027QUICK GAMES
    4. Q2 2027HOPIUM SPORTSBOOK
    5. Q3 2027MEME SLOT FACTORY: 10 slots at launch, then a new slot every week
    6. Q4 2027BAG WARS + BE THE HOUSE
    7. 2028More chains. More dumpsters.
    Illustrative scenarios, per year, to the $COPE side. Not promises.

    Wen lambo? Ser, patience.

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    Chapter 7

    HOW TO APE (and the fine print)

    Four steps. No presale. No excuses.

    1. Get a wallet: Robinhood Wallet, MetaMask or Rabby.
    2. Get ETH on Robinhood Chain.
    3. Use ONLY our link from our X and Telegram.
    4. Ape on Uniswap. Then cope responsibly.
    Everyone lining up at the same fair launch pool
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